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Inder And Saktrun Were Swaring At Each Other
When Suddenly Saktrun Tried To Swing But Hes
A Weak-Link So He Missed. Then Inder Tried A
Swing But Hes Even Weaker So He Misses To. Then
Inder Tried To Kick Saktruns Balls But He Missed.
Then The Teacher Came In And Broke It Up. While
In The Office Inder Got Suspended For One Week.
When Inder Was Calling His Dad He Was Crying.
Bystanders Say That Javed was The One To tell
The Teacher

Here Is Some Newz That Will Crack you Up!

Tarnjeet And Jagdip Where In A Scrap And At
The Start They Where Swaring At Each Other.
Then Tarnjeet Tried A Swing At Jagdip And She Missed.
Then Tarnjeet Came Up To Her And Pulled
Her Hair. Then Jagdip Bitch Slapped Tarnjeet.
Then Tarnjeet Told The Principal!

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Kevin Da Short Chinese Kid Tried A Swing
At Rajan But Hes A Fuckin Small Package So
His Shot Didnt Hurt So I Pounded Him In Da
Fukkin Mouth And Damn, That Kiid Was Knocked
Out. When He Got Up He Kicked Me and I Punched
Him Again And He Took Off.